star-wars
Original: star-wars on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with shoulder-length hair stands at left, looking toward an open doorway. A figure in full Darth Vader costume (black armor, cape, helmet) stands in the doorway at right, holding an ignited red lightsaber pointed down. On the wall is a framed painting of a bowl of fruit. The room has green walls and a wooden floor.
Woman: "OH, WOW. STAR WARS NAPKINS! AND PLATES! AND YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE DARTH VADER!"
Darth Vader figure: "WE NEED TO TALK."
Caption (below panel): Hot New Trend: Themed breakups.
Votey:
Close-up drawing of Darth Vader's helmet/mask. A speech bubble reads:
Darth Vader: "you're too immature for me"
A woman with shoulder-length hair stands at left, looking toward an open doorway. A figure in full Darth Vader costume (black armor, cape, helmet) stands in the doorway at right, holding an ignited red lightsaber pointed down. On the wall is a framed painting of a bowl of fruit. The room has green walls and a wooden floor.
Woman: "OH, WOW. STAR WARS NAPKINS! AND PLATES! AND YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE DARTH VADER!"
Darth Vader figure: "WE NEED TO TALK."
Caption (below panel): Hot New Trend: Themed breakups.
Votey:
Close-up drawing of Darth Vader's helmet/mask. A speech bubble reads:
Darth Vader: "you're too immature for me"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A woman with shoulder-length hair stands in a green-walled room (a framed painting of a bowl of fruit on the wall) and says cheerfully, "OH, WOW. STAR WARS NAPKINS! AND PLATES! AND YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE DARTH VADER!" In the doorway stands a person in a full Darth Vader costume holding a lit red lightsaber pointed at the floor, who says flatly, "WE NEED TO TALK." A caption below reads: "Hot New Trend: Themed breakups." The joke: she thinks it's a fun themed party, but he's actually using the Star Wars theme to stage a breakup. Votey (bonus panel): a hand-drawn close-up of Darth Vader's mask saying, "you're too immature for me."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.