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Original: star-wars on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Panel 1 (single panel):

A woman with shoulder-length hair stands at left, looking toward an open doorway. A figure in full Darth Vader costume (black armor, cape, helmet) stands in the doorway at right, holding an ignited red lightsaber pointed down. On the wall is a framed painting of a bowl of fruit. The room has green walls and a wooden floor.

Woman: "OH, WOW. STAR WARS NAPKINS! AND PLATES! AND YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE DARTH VADER!"

Darth Vader figure: "WE NEED TO TALK."

Caption (below panel): Hot New Trend: Themed breakups.

Votey:

Close-up drawing of Darth Vader's helmet/mask. A speech bubble reads:

Darth Vader: "you're too immature for me"

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A woman with shoulder-length hair stands in a green-walled room (a framed painting of a bowl of fruit on the wall) and says cheerfully, "OH, WOW. STAR WARS NAPKINS! AND PLATES! AND YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE DARTH VADER!" In the doorway stands a person in a full Darth Vader costume holding a lit red lightsaber pointed at the floor, who says flatly, "WE NEED TO TALK." A caption below reads: "Hot New Trend: Themed breakups." The joke: she thinks it's a fun themed party, but he's actually using the Star Wars theme to stage a breakup. Votey (bonus panel): a hand-drawn close-up of Darth Vader's mask saying, "you're too immature for me."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.