a-monster-in-the-closet
Original: a-monster-in-the-closet on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
Child: Dad! There's a monster in my closet!
Panel 2
Dad: What the... oh! There's no monster, it's just Death.
Panel 3
Child: So...
Panel 4
Dad: Death isn't your enemy! He's why we write poetry and love passionately and love each day with zest!
Panel 5
Dad: Why, boy, if it weren't for your mother and I unconsciously imagining Death, you would never have been born!
Panel 6
Dad: All the nice things you do for me are because of the specter of Death.
Death: Exactly!
Panel 7
Child: Okay, but what is he doing here tonight?
Panel 8
Death: I'm encouraging your dad to stay up until 4am working tonight so he'll get a raise and his grandchildren won't look on him with pity in his old age.
Panel 9
Dad: I like to think I enjoy my work.
Panel 10
Death: Then get to it!
Dad: Yes, master.
Votey:
A man with glasses and stubble, eyes closed, thinks: "Time to draw more comics."
Child: Dad! There's a monster in my closet!
Panel 2
Dad: What the... oh! There's no monster, it's just Death.
Panel 3
Child: So...
Panel 4
Dad: Death isn't your enemy! He's why we write poetry and love passionately and love each day with zest!
Panel 5
Dad: Why, boy, if it weren't for your mother and I unconsciously imagining Death, you would never have been born!
Panel 6
Dad: All the nice things you do for me are because of the specter of Death.
Death: Exactly!
Panel 7
Child: Okay, but what is he doing here tonight?
Panel 8
Death: I'm encouraging your dad to stay up until 4am working tonight so he'll get a raise and his grandchildren won't look on him with pity in his old age.
Panel 9
Dad: I like to think I enjoy my work.
Panel 10
Death: Then get to it!
Dad: Yes, master.
Votey:
A man with glasses and stubble, eyes closed, thinks: "Time to draw more comics."
Alt text
A ten-panel comic. A young boy runs to his bald, glasses-wearing dad, shouting that there's a monster in his closet. The dad looks and says there's no monster, it's just Death (a small cloaked Grim Reaper figure standing in the dark closet). The boy says "So..." while the dad launches into a cheerful speech: Death isn't your enemy, he's why we write poetry, love passionately, and live each day with zest; if it weren't for your mother and I unconsciously imagining Death you'd never have been born; all the nice things I do are because of the specter of Death. The Reaper agrees, "Exactly!" The boy asks what Death is actually doing there tonight. The Reaper cheerfully explains he's encouraging the dad to stay up until 4am working so he'll get a raise and his grandchildren won't pity him in old age. The dad says he likes to think he enjoys his work. The Reaper commands "Then get to it!" and the dad replies, "Yes, master." Votey: a sketchy drawing of a tired man with glasses and stubble, eyes closed, thinking "Time to draw more comics." — the cartoonist himself caught in the same death-driven work compulsion.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.