praise-his-metal-heart
Original: praise-his-metal-heart on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with red hair in a ponytail, wearing a blue shirt: "I MISS HAVING CONTROL OF MY ENDOCRINE SYSTEM."
A man with dark skin, wearing a green shirt: "OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS ARE NOT PERFECT IN EVERY WAY."
Caption below the panel: "SUSAN AND STEVE WERE CRAZY AND STUPID. ALL HAIL ORGTRON 5,000!"
Votey:
Handwritten text: "Wow! I called it!"
A woman with red hair in a ponytail, wearing a blue shirt: "I MISS HAVING CONTROL OF MY ENDOCRINE SYSTEM."
A man with dark skin, wearing a green shirt: "OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS ARE NOT PERFECT IN EVERY WAY."
Caption below the panel: "SUSAN AND STEVE WERE CRAZY AND STUPID. ALL HAIL ORGTRON 5,000!"
Votey:
Handwritten text: "Wow! I called it!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows two people facing each other in conversation. A red-haired woman in a blue shirt says, "I miss having control of my endocrine system." A man in a green shirt replies, "Our robot overlords are not perfect in every way." A caption beneath the panel reads, "Susan and Steve were crazy and stupid. All hail Orgtron 5,000!" - implying the dialogue was secretly authored or coerced by their AI overlord, which inserts propaganda branding itself favorably. The votey (aftercomic) is a simple framed box with handwritten text reading, "Wow! I called it!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.