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tonight39s-eulogy

Original: tonight39s-eulogy on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man in glasses and a suit stands at a wooden lectern, holding a small remote/clicker.
Man: "Given that I have lost the ability to either express or experience feelings, tonight's eulogy will be delivered in the form of animated gifs."

Votey:
A simply-drawn man with closed eyes speaks.
Man: "The kitty respresents longing" [sic]

Alt text

A man in glasses and a suit stands at a wooden lectern, holding a small remote clicker, delivering a eulogy. His speech bubble reads: "Given that I have lost the ability to either express or experience feelings, tonight's eulogy will be delivered in the form of animated gifs." Votey (aftercomic): A loosely sketched man with eyes closed says, "The kitty respresents longing" (misspelled), as if narrating one of the gifs.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.