look-at-me
Original: look-at-me on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man sits in a chair holding a roll of toilet paper out toward a small child who is standing in front of him holding a stuffed dog toy.
Man: WATCH ME PEE, CHILD! LEARN MY WAYS! PLEASE!
Caption (below panel): Parenting is weird.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, now drawn with an intense, slightly crazed expression.
Man: I am a Picasso at what I do!
A man sits in a chair holding a roll of toilet paper out toward a small child who is standing in front of him holding a stuffed dog toy.
Man: WATCH ME PEE, CHILD! LEARN MY WAYS! PLEASE!
Caption (below panel): Parenting is weird.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, now drawn with an intense, slightly crazed expression.
Man: I am a Picasso at what I do!
Alt text
A man sits in a chair, leaning forward and holding out a roll of toilet paper toward a small child standing in front of him with a stuffed dog. The man exclaims, "WATCH ME PEE, CHILD! LEARN MY WAYS! PLEASE!" A caption beneath reads "Parenting is weird." In the votey, a close-up of the man's face shows an intense, wild-eyed expression as he declares, "I am a Picasso at what I do!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.