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space

Original: space on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

[A long wordless sequence, panel by panel, top to bottom:]

Panel 1: A rocket launches from a hilly landscape into a blue sky.

Panel 2: The rocket's nose cone separates with a burst marked "POOM!"

Panel 3: The rocket, now in space against a starry black background, viewed over a blue-and-green planet (Earth).

Panel 4: The spent rocket body drifts away; a payload continues on.

Panel 5: A satellite or spacecraft with extended panels floats in space.

Panel 6: The spacecraft tumbles / its panels fold.

Panel 7: A compact cube-shaped object drifts among the stars.

Panel 8: A small object approaches a grey, cratered body (an asteroid or the surface of the Moon).

Panel 9: A tiny object falls toward a barren grey surface.

Panel 10: A small object lies on the cratered grey surface.

Panel 11: A close view of the grey surface, an object resting in a crater.

Panel 12: Wider view of the desolate grey landscape with the object.

Panel 13: An impact crater / scattered debris on the grey ground.

Panel 14: The grey surface with the object settled among rocks.

Final panel: A person sits at a desk speaking into a headset/microphone. Caption text: "THIS IS MISSION CONTROL. THE MOON IS NOW TECHNICALLY A SANDWICH. NO MORE NASA MISSIONS ARE NECESSARY."

Votey:
Header: "EARLIER..."
A man (left): "So why is this mission important?"
Another person (right): "Uh... spin-off tech?"

Alt text

A tall, mostly wordless SMBC comic. A rocket launches from a hilly landscape into a blue sky, then its nose cone bursts off ("POOM!"). Now in space above the blue-and-green Earth, the rocket sheds its stages, the spacecraft deploys and tumbles, and a small compact object separates and drifts among the stars toward a grey, cratered body. Over many small panels the object falls and finally comes to rest on the barren, crater-pocked grey surface (the Moon). In the final panel, a person sits at a desk wearing a headset and announces: "THIS IS MISSION CONTROL. THE MOON IS NOW TECHNICALLY A SANDWICH. NO MORE NASA MISSIONS ARE NECESSARY." The joke: the elaborate space mission existed solely to deposit something onto the Moon so it could be declared a sandwich. Votey: A single panel labeled "EARLIER..." showing two people. One asks, "So why is this mission important?" The other answers sheepishly, "Uh... spin-off tech?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.