last-meal
Original: last-meal on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Guard (speaking from behind bars to a prisoner): "Okay killer, what do you want for your last meal."
Panel 2:
Prisoner (an angry bald man in an orange jumpsuit, sitting on a bench in his cell): "The executioner."
Panel 3 (captioned "SOON..."):
The prisoner, now lying restrained on a table, has bitten down on the hand of the executioner (a man in an orange jumpsuit leaning over him).
Executioner: "On the one hand I'm mad, on the other hand WOW what a loophole."
Votey:
A man with a pained expression, off-panel speech bubble: "Wait, ow! It hurts!"
Guard (speaking from behind bars to a prisoner): "Okay killer, what do you want for your last meal."
Panel 2:
Prisoner (an angry bald man in an orange jumpsuit, sitting on a bench in his cell): "The executioner."
Panel 3 (captioned "SOON..."):
The prisoner, now lying restrained on a table, has bitten down on the hand of the executioner (a man in an orange jumpsuit leaning over him).
Executioner: "On the one hand I'm mad, on the other hand WOW what a loophole."
Votey:
A man with a pained expression, off-panel speech bubble: "Wait, ow! It hurts!"
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: Two uniformed guards stand behind prison bars; one says to an unseen prisoner, "Okay killer, what do you want for your last meal." Panel 2: An angry bald prisoner in an orange jumpsuit sits in his cell and answers, "The executioner." Panel 3, labeled "SOON...": The prisoner now lies strapped to a table and has clamped his teeth down on the executioner's hand. The executioner, leaning over him, says, "On the one hand I'm mad, on the other hand WOW what a loophole" — i.e. the prisoner literally chose to eat the executioner as his last meal. Votey (bonus panel): A close-up of a man wincing in pain, with a speech bubble reading "Wait, ow! It hurts!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.