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a-physicist-chemist-and-an-economist-are-on-a-train

Original: a-physicist-chemist-and-an-economist-are-on-a-train on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Panel 1 (caption): A physicist, a biologist, and an economist are on a train.

Panel 2 (caption): Out the window, there is a cow.

Panel 3 (caption): The physicist says, "There's a cow."

Panel 4 (caption): The biologist agrees.

Panel 5 (caption): The economist also identifies the animal as a cow.

Panel 6 (caption): All three go back to filling out surveys, reports, and grant applications, each lamenting the slow demise of whimsy in academic culture.

Votey:
whimsy = thinking / paperwork

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A comic riffing on the classic "a physicist, a biologist, and an economist walk into..." joke. Panel 1: three people sit on a train (a woman with dark hair, a woman with curly orange hair, and an older bearded man), with a caption: "A physicist, a biologist, and an economist are on a train." Panel 2: a view through the train window of a black-and-white cow in a green field, captioned "Out the window, there is a cow." Panels 3-5 show each person's face in turn, with captions: the physicist says "There's a cow," the biologist agrees, and the economist also identifies the animal as a cow. In the classic joke each discipline draws an absurdly cautious conclusion; here the punchline is that all three simply, flatly agree it is a cow. Final wide panel shows all three looking glum, captioned: "All three go back to filling out surveys, reports, and grant applications, each lamenting the slow demise of whimsy in academic culture." Votey (aftercomic): a hand-written equation reading "whimsy = thinking / paperwork."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.