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ride-it

Original: ride-it on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (in suit, with dark wavy hair): HEY BABY, WANNA HOP ON MY HEDONIC TREADMILL AND RIDE UNTIL YOU'RE NO LONGER DERIVING ANY PLEASURE?
Woman: OOOOH...

Panel 2 (caption banner across top: SHORTLY...):
The two lie in bed together afterward.
Man: IT HAPPENED SO FAST.
Woman: WE ARE SUCH FICKLE CREATURES.

Votey:
Caption: 12 minutes later...
A grinning face (drawn loosely): Wait, changed my mind!

Alt text

A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A smiling man in a suit and red tie chats up a smiling woman, saying, "Hey baby, wanna hop on my hedonic treadmill and ride until you're no longer deriving any pleasure?" She responds, "Ooooh..." Panel 2, labeled "Shortly...": the same couple now lie together in bed in the afterglow. He says, "It happened so fast," and she replies, "We are such fickle creatures" — the joke being that the hedonic treadmill (the tendency to quickly return to baseline happiness) caught up with them almost immediately. Votey (aftercomic): captioned "12 minutes later...", a loosely sketched grinning face declares, "Wait, changed my mind!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.