does-this-make-me-gay
Original: does-this-make-me-gay on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man with dark hair asks a woman with blonde hair a question.
Man: "If I buy this shirt, does it make me gay?"
Woman: "Yes."
Panel 2: The woman explains.
Woman: "The shirt has fabric-embedded nanobots. Upon purchase, they become activated and they target the owner."
Panel 3: The woman continues explaining.
Woman: "They make their way to your central nervous system, where they enact small structural changes to your neurons, altering your sense of sexual attraction. Rendering you totally gay."
Panel 4: The man responds skeptically; the woman replies.
Man: "I don't think brain-altering nanobots exist."
Woman: "Then I guess you'll still be straight."
Votey: A price tag hangs from a string. The tag reads "$4.10" with a small superscript "15".
Man: "If I buy this shirt, does it make me gay?"
Woman: "Yes."
Panel 2: The woman explains.
Woman: "The shirt has fabric-embedded nanobots. Upon purchase, they become activated and they target the owner."
Panel 3: The woman continues explaining.
Woman: "They make their way to your central nervous system, where they enact small structural changes to your neurons, altering your sense of sexual attraction. Rendering you totally gay."
Panel 4: The man responds skeptically; the woman replies.
Man: "I don't think brain-altering nanobots exist."
Woman: "Then I guess you'll still be straight."
Votey: A price tag hangs from a string. The tag reads "$4.10" with a small superscript "15".
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A dark-haired man asks a blonde woman, "If I buy this shirt, does it make me gay?" She answers, "Yes." Panel 2: The woman explains, "The shirt has fabric-embedded nanobots. Upon purchase, they become activated and they target the owner." Panel 3: She continues, "They make their way to your central nervous system, where they enact small structural changes to your neurons, altering your sense of sexual attraction. Rendering you totally gay." Panel 4: The man says, "I don't think brain-altering nanobots exist." The woman replies, "Then I guess you'll still be straight." The joke: belief in the nanobots is the only thing that would make them work. Votey: A hand-drawn price tag on a string reading "$4.10" with a small superscript "15".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.