god
Original: god on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young boy with dark curly hair, wearing a red shirt and gray shorts, runs into a room across a black-and-white checkered floor, arms outstretched, looking distressed.
Boy: MOM! DAD! IT WAS HORRIBLE! PEOPLE KEPT USING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!
Caption (below panel):
Dad Prank #24334:
Convincing your son that God's real name is Steve.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of a frustrated man's face (the boy grown, or a distressed person) with an exclamation in a hand-lettered style.
Text: STEVEDAMMIT!
A young boy with dark curly hair, wearing a red shirt and gray shorts, runs into a room across a black-and-white checkered floor, arms outstretched, looking distressed.
Boy: MOM! DAD! IT WAS HORRIBLE! PEOPLE KEPT USING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!
Caption (below panel):
Dad Prank #24334:
Convincing your son that God's real name is Steve.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of a frustrated man's face (the boy grown, or a distressed person) with an exclamation in a hand-lettered style.
Text: STEVEDAMMIT!
Alt text
A young boy with dark curly hair in a red shirt and gray shorts runs across a black-and-white checkered floor into a room, arms flung out and face anguished, shouting: "Mom! Dad! It was horrible! People kept using the Lord's name in vain!" A caption below reads: "Dad Prank #24334: Convincing your son that God's real name is Steve." The joke: the boy is horrified by people swearing because, thanks to the prank, he believes "Steve" is God's true name. Votey: a black-and-white sketch of a distressed man's face exclaiming "STEVEDAMMIT!" — the punchline reframed as a swear word using the fake divine name.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.