exercise
Original: exercise on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: Show me your boobs.
Man: Why?
Panel 2:
Woman: I want to exercise. The sight of boobs will give me a brief testosterone boost.
Panel 3:
Woman: The hormone boost will allow me to exercise more effectively, making me more attractive to you.
Panel 4:
Woman: Any increased attractiveness will result in you wanting to show me your boobs more often, resulting in yet better exercise.
Panel 5:
Woman: Now we will enter into a feedback loop of ever greater boob-showing and ever more absurd workout routines until, one day, my vast musculature will envelop the Earth, smothering all its life within my colossal hunkyness.
Panel 6:
Woman: In that moment, you will know what it is to love.
Man: I was going to do it, but now I really want to do it again.
Panel 7:
Woman: I can also go for more of a shimmery physique.
Votey:
Woman: I think I could still envelop Canada then.
Woman: Show me your boobs.
Man: Why?
Panel 2:
Woman: I want to exercise. The sight of boobs will give me a brief testosterone boost.
Panel 3:
Woman: The hormone boost will allow me to exercise more effectively, making me more attractive to you.
Panel 4:
Woman: Any increased attractiveness will result in you wanting to show me your boobs more often, resulting in yet better exercise.
Panel 5:
Woman: Now we will enter into a feedback loop of ever greater boob-showing and ever more absurd workout routines until, one day, my vast musculature will envelop the Earth, smothering all its life within my colossal hunkyness.
Panel 6:
Woman: In that moment, you will know what it is to love.
Man: I was going to do it, but now I really want to do it again.
Panel 7:
Woman: I can also go for more of a shimmery physique.
Votey:
Woman: I think I could still envelop Canada then.
Alt text
A seven-panel comic. A woman talks to a bare-chested man. She demands, "Show me your boobs," and when he asks why, she explains an escalating pseudo-scientific chain: the sight of his chest gives her a testosterone boost, which lets her exercise more effectively, making her more attractive to him, which makes him show his chest more often, in a feedback loop of ever-more-absurd workouts. She concludes that her vast musculature will one day envelop the Earth and smother all life in her "colossal hunkyness," and that in that moment he will know what it is to love. He replies that he was going to do it anyway but now really wants to. In the final panel she offers, "I can also go for more of a shimmery physique." Votey: a loosely drawn close-up of the woman's face saying, "I think I could still envelop Canada then."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.