a-mystery
Original: a-mystery on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Blonde man (named Frank's companion, addressing Frank): Frank, look! There's a false bottom here in old man Dixon's drawer!
Panel 2:
Dark-haired man (Frank): Finally, we've found the clue that could crack the mystery!
Blonde man: Vibrating sex wand.
Panel 3:
Frank: Does everyone have one of these now?
Votey:
Frank (close-up of his face, speaking): I'll take it home for my evidence box.
Blonde man (named Frank's companion, addressing Frank): Frank, look! There's a false bottom here in old man Dixon's drawer!
Panel 2:
Dark-haired man (Frank): Finally, we've found the clue that could crack the mystery!
Blonde man: Vibrating sex wand.
Panel 3:
Frank: Does everyone have one of these now?
Votey:
Frank (close-up of his face, speaking): I'll take it home for my evidence box.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A blonde man in a red shirt searches a drawer and excitedly tells his dark-haired companion, 'Frank, look! There's a false bottom here in old man Dixon's drawer!' Panel 2: The dark-haired man, Frank, says hopefully, 'Finally, we've found the clue that could crack the mystery!' The blonde man flatly replies, 'Vibrating sex wand.' Panel 3: Frank, now looking deflated, asks, 'Does everyone have one of these now?' Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of Frank's resigned face as he says, 'I'll take it home for my evidence box.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.