sodomites-come-together
Original: sodomites-come-together on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, bearded man (identified by his own dialogue as Abraham) stands in an alley with his hands raised to the sides of his head, shouting.
Abraham: "PEOPLE OF SODOM! IT IS ABRAHAM! GOD HAS COME TO DESTROY YOU, AND THERE'S NO TIME FOR ESCAPE! I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO SPEND THEIR FINAL MOMENTS EXPERIENCING THE JOY OF DOING IT IN THE BUTT!"
Caption (below panel): Some descriptions from the Bible are not entirely chronologically accurate
Votey:
A simply-drawn bearded man shouts.
Man: "People of Gomorrah! Gomorrize each other!"
A bald, bearded man (identified by his own dialogue as Abraham) stands in an alley with his hands raised to the sides of his head, shouting.
Abraham: "PEOPLE OF SODOM! IT IS ABRAHAM! GOD HAS COME TO DESTROY YOU, AND THERE'S NO TIME FOR ESCAPE! I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO SPEND THEIR FINAL MOMENTS EXPERIENCING THE JOY OF DOING IT IN THE BUTT!"
Caption (below panel): Some descriptions from the Bible are not entirely chronologically accurate
Votey:
A simply-drawn bearded man shouts.
Man: "People of Gomorrah! Gomorrize each other!"
Alt text
A bald, bearded man stands in an alley, hands clutching the sides of his head, mouth wide open as he shouts. His speech bubble reads: "People of Sodom! It is Abraham! God has come to destroy you, and there's no time for escape! I strongly encourage everyone to spend their final moments experiencing the joy of doing it in the butt!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Some descriptions from the Bible are not entirely chronologically accurate." Votey: A crudely-drawn bearded man shouts in a speech bubble: "People of Gomorrah! Gomorrize each other!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.