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congrats

Original: congrats on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Bald man (handing over a bottle): Congrats on your graduation! Here's a bottle of champagne.

Panel 2:
(The young woman with long hair holds the bottle, smiling.)

Panel 3:
Young woman (laughing, alarmed): Hahahaha! There is no champagne! It's filled with bees!

Panel 4:
Young woman: Huh. I thought it would be terrible and crazy but actually nothing's happening because they're all dead inside.

Panel 5:
Bald man: And now you're prepared to enter the labor force.

Votey:
Bald man (cheerfully): Don't worry. It's only 5 more decades.

Alt text

A five-panel comic. A bald man hands a young woman with long hair a bottle, saying 'Congrats on your graduation! Here's a bottle of champagne.' She holds it. Then she laughs in alarm: 'Hahahaha! There is no champagne! It's filled with bees!' Looking puzzled, she adds, 'Huh. I thought it would be terrible and crazy but actually nothing's happening because they're all dead inside.' The bald man replies, 'And now you're prepared to enter the labor force.' Votey: a close-up of the bald man's face as he says reassuringly, 'Don't worry. It's only 5 more decades.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.