babies-2
Original: babies-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: Mom, where do babies come from?
Mother: Well, I... uh... when a man and a woman love each other and... so they... uh...
Child: Here! Read this book on breeding cattle! It's all basically the same.
(The mother hands over / gestures to a book; an inset shows a book cover.)
Panel 2 (excerpt from the breeding cattle book):
"The bull is led to a pheromone-scented cow simulator, where the handlers guide its penis into an opening connected to a polymer bag."
Panel 3 (excerpt continues):
"The bull ejaculates into the bag, which is then sealed, refrigerated, and mailed to breeders for insemination."
Panel 4:
LATER
Child: Daddy, where do you hide your mom-simulator?
Father: Who told you about that?!
Votey:
A man with messy hair looks unsettled/sweating.
Speech bubble: And who said there was only one?
Child: Mom, where do babies come from?
Mother: Well, I... uh... when a man and a woman love each other and... so they... uh...
Child: Here! Read this book on breeding cattle! It's all basically the same.
(The mother hands over / gestures to a book; an inset shows a book cover.)
Panel 2 (excerpt from the breeding cattle book):
"The bull is led to a pheromone-scented cow simulator, where the handlers guide its penis into an opening connected to a polymer bag."
Panel 3 (excerpt continues):
"The bull ejaculates into the bag, which is then sealed, refrigerated, and mailed to breeders for insemination."
Panel 4:
LATER
Child: Daddy, where do you hide your mom-simulator?
Father: Who told you about that?!
Votey:
A man with messy hair looks unsettled/sweating.
Speech bubble: And who said there was only one?
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A child asks their mother, "Mom, where do babies come from?" The mother stammers, "Well, I... uh... when a man and a woman love each other and... so they... uh..." The child cuts in, "Here! Read this book on breeding cattle! It's all basically the same," holding out a book. Panels 2 and 3 show text from the cattle-breeding book: "The bull is led to a pheromone-scented cow simulator, where the handlers guide its penis into an opening connected to a polymer bag," and "The bull ejaculates into the bag, which is then sealed, refrigerated, and mailed to breeders for insemination." Panel 4, labeled LATER: the child asks the father, "Daddy, where do you hide your mom-simulator?" The father, alarmed, replies, "Who told you about that?!" implying he secretly owns such a device. Votey: a close-up of a man with messy hair looking deeply unsettled and sweating, saying, "And who said there was only one?" — revealing he owns more than one.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.