dork
Original: dork on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Nerdy man (glasses, holding device): I just took a 3D scan of your body, including internal structures!
Panel 2:
Bully (the other man): Thanks for your lunch money, dork.
Bully: I'll show you!
Panel 3:
Bully: When I go home, I'm gonna bio-print a copy.
Panel 4:
Nerdy man: It'll be exactly like you. It'll move, think, feel.
Panel 5:
Nerdy man: Yes. And my oh my, won't it be scared when it realizes it's in a sealed glass cage. Naked, without food or water.
Panel 6:
Nerdy man: And just as its air becomes too carbonic, just as it begins to suffocate on its own emissions, I'll whisper, "You're going to die now, because the real version of you wouldn't return my lunch money."
Panel 7:
Bully (now frightened, sweating): Please. Have pity! Please!
Bottom title text: KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Votey:
Close-up of the nerdy man's face, deadpan.
Nerdy man: Still gonna do it.
Nerdy man (glasses, holding device): I just took a 3D scan of your body, including internal structures!
Panel 2:
Bully (the other man): Thanks for your lunch money, dork.
Bully: I'll show you!
Panel 3:
Bully: When I go home, I'm gonna bio-print a copy.
Panel 4:
Nerdy man: It'll be exactly like you. It'll move, think, feel.
Panel 5:
Nerdy man: Yes. And my oh my, won't it be scared when it realizes it's in a sealed glass cage. Naked, without food or water.
Panel 6:
Nerdy man: And just as its air becomes too carbonic, just as it begins to suffocate on its own emissions, I'll whisper, "You're going to die now, because the real version of you wouldn't return my lunch money."
Panel 7:
Bully (now frightened, sweating): Please. Have pity! Please!
Bottom title text: KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Votey:
Close-up of the nerdy man's face, deadpan.
Nerdy man: Still gonna do it.
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic. A nerdy man with glasses tells another man, "I just took a 3D scan of your body, including internal structures!" The other man, who has taken the nerd's lunch money and calls him a dork, threatens, "I'll show you!" The nerd calmly escalates: he says when he goes home he'll bio-print an exact copy of the bully that can move, think, and feel, then trap it naked in a sealed glass cage without food or water, and whisper to it as it suffocates that it's going to die because the real version of it wouldn't return his lunch money. The bully, now terrified and sweating, begs, "Please. Have pity! Please!" Below, large colorful bubble letters read "KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!" Votey: a deadpan close-up of the nerd's face as he says, "Still gonna do it."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.