testing
Original: testing on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A student (a man with brown hair, seen from behind) stands in a classroom across a desk from a professor (a woman with glasses seated at her desk in front of a chalkboard).
Student: PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE START, DO YOU BELIEVE IN TESTING ON ANIMALS FOR NON-MEDICAL APPLICATIONS?
Professor: ABSOLUTELY NOT. WHY?
Caption (below panel): I managed to get exempted from my bio-ethics exam.
Votey:
Close-up of the student's face, smiling slyly.
Student: The "F" is for fairness.
Student (smaller): And failure.
A student (a man with brown hair, seen from behind) stands in a classroom across a desk from a professor (a woman with glasses seated at her desk in front of a chalkboard).
Student: PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE START, DO YOU BELIEVE IN TESTING ON ANIMALS FOR NON-MEDICAL APPLICATIONS?
Professor: ABSOLUTELY NOT. WHY?
Caption (below panel): I managed to get exempted from my bio-ethics exam.
Votey:
Close-up of the student's face, smiling slyly.
Student: The "F" is for fairness.
Student (smaller): And failure.
Alt text
A student stands across a desk from his professor, who sits before a chalkboard. The student asks, 'Professor, before we start, do you believe in testing on animals for non-medical applications?' The professor replies, 'Absolutely not. Why?' The caption reads: 'I managed to get exempted from my bio-ethics exam.' The joke: the student got out of taking his exam by appealing to the professor's stated ethics against non-medical testing. The votey shows a close-up of the student's sly smiling face saying, 'The "F" is for fairness.' and, more quietly, 'And failure.' implying he'll receive a failing grade but considers it fair.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.