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springtime

Original: springtime on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A bird (sound effect): Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
A cricket or insect (sound effect): chirrrrr-up!
A woman with long red hair, walking through the woods with another woman: Isn't springtime glorious!
Sound effect (from below): Lalalala lala

Panel 2:
A frog (sound effect): CROOOAAK
The red-haired woman, now holding a microphone-like device: Let's put on our universal animal language translators!
The second woman (dark hair): [smiling, agreeing]

Panel 3:
The red-haired woman speaks into / listens through the device. Translated animal sounds appear:
Translated sound effect: Do me, Do me! [repeated, rendered with musical notes]
Another translated sound: Oooooo me!
More translated sounds: La La La La
Dooo mEEE

Votey:
Close-up of a frog with a speech bubble.
Frog: LET'S DOINK.

Alt text

A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: Two women, one with long red hair, walk through green woods filled with birdsong ("Tweet! Tweet!"), cricket chirps, and a faint "lalala." The red-haired woman says, "Isn't springtime glorious!" Panel 2: A loud frog croak ("CROOOAAK") sounds nearby. The red-haired woman, now holding a microphone-like device, says, "Let's put on our universal animal language translators!" Panel 3: She listens through the translator, and the once-pretty nature sounds are revealed as crude come-ons rendered with musical notes: "Do me, Do me!", "Ooooo me!", "Doo meee." The joke: birdsong is actually animals propositioning each other for mating. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a frog with a speech bubble bluntly saying, "LET'S DOINK."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.