subconscious
Original: subconscious on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Narration (in speech bubble): THE PLAYER ATTEMPTS TO CREATE A GAP, THEN AWAITS A LONG STRAIGHT BLOCK TO COMPLETELY FILL IT, THUS SUBLIMATING HIS DESIRE TO SUBMIT TO A MORE POWERFUL MALE.
(The bubble points to an older bearded man, resembling Sigmund Freud, sitting at a computer.)
Caption below panel: Sadly, Freud never played Tetris.
Votey:
The bearded Freud-like man, eyes half-closed in ecstasy, speaks: DESTROY ME, FOUR-BLOCK! DESTROY ME!
Narration (in speech bubble): THE PLAYER ATTEMPTS TO CREATE A GAP, THEN AWAITS A LONG STRAIGHT BLOCK TO COMPLETELY FILL IT, THUS SUBLIMATING HIS DESIRE TO SUBMIT TO A MORE POWERFUL MALE.
(The bubble points to an older bearded man, resembling Sigmund Freud, sitting at a computer.)
Caption below panel: Sadly, Freud never played Tetris.
Votey:
The bearded Freud-like man, eyes half-closed in ecstasy, speaks: DESTROY ME, FOUR-BLOCK! DESTROY ME!
Alt text
A single-panel comic. An older man with a bald crown, gray hair, and a full beard resembling Sigmund Freud sits in profile at a computer monitor, frowning in concentration. A large speech/narration bubble reads: 'The player attempts to create a gap, then awaits a long straight block to completely fill it, thus sublimating his desire to submit to a more powerful male.' A caption beneath reads: 'Sadly, Freud never played Tetris.' Votey (bonus panel): a close-up of the same Freud-like man with eyes half-closed in pleasure, exclaiming, 'Destroy me, four-block! Destroy me!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.