point-system
Original: point-system on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with brown hair, glasses, and a beard, wearing a red shirt, talks with a woman with green hair, glasses, and a light blue shirt that reads "THE DEATH STAR WAS AN INSIDE JOB."
Man: WHAT IF WE MADE A POINT SYSTEM TO TELL CITIZENS HOW WELL THEY'RE DOING?
Woman: WON'T THAT BE DEHUMANIZING?
Man: HMMM... LET'S ADD A POINT SYSTEM FOR HUMANIZING.
Woman: THERE WE GO!
Caption (below panel): Everyone likes technocracy until they hear engineers chatting.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman, smiling.
Woman: WE'LL MAKE IT BASE-12 FOR SIMPLICITY.
A man with brown hair, glasses, and a beard, wearing a red shirt, talks with a woman with green hair, glasses, and a light blue shirt that reads "THE DEATH STAR WAS AN INSIDE JOB."
Man: WHAT IF WE MADE A POINT SYSTEM TO TELL CITIZENS HOW WELL THEY'RE DOING?
Woman: WON'T THAT BE DEHUMANIZING?
Man: HMMM... LET'S ADD A POINT SYSTEM FOR HUMANIZING.
Woman: THERE WE GO!
Caption (below panel): Everyone likes technocracy until they hear engineers chatting.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman, smiling.
Woman: WE'LL MAKE IT BASE-12 FOR SIMPLICITY.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A bearded man with glasses in a red shirt talks to a woman with green hair, glasses, and a light blue shirt reading 'THE DEATH STAR WAS AN INSIDE JOB.' The man says, 'What if we made a point system to tell citizens how well they're doing?' The woman asks, 'Won't that be dehumanizing?' The man replies, 'Hmmm... let's add a point system for humanizing.' The woman responds, 'There we go!' A caption beneath reads: 'Everyone likes technocracy until they hear engineers chatting.' Votey: a close-up of the smiling woman saying, 'We'll make it base-12 for simplicity.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.