schrodinger39s-garfield
Original: schrodinger39s-garfield on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An angry orange cat stands on a red couch in a dark room, arms thrown wide.
Cat: "DUDE, COME ON. IT'S MY DAY OFF. I WORK ALL WEEK AND ON MY DAY OFF I JUST WANNA CHILL OUT AND WATCH GAMESHOWS, OKAY?!"
Panel 2:
Caption banner: "EARLIER..."
Two men sit on a couch like game-show panelists — one younger with a bow tie and glasses, one older in a dark suit. In the foreground, the orange cat peers up over the edge of the couch with a glaring expression.
Younger man: "NOTE HOW THE CAT IS IN A SUPERPOSITION OF DEAD AND ALIVE."
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Votey:
A hand-drawn diagram titled "CAT ANATOMY:" showing a crude outline of a cat from the side. Parts are labeled: the ears are labeled "spiky ball"; a curve near the head/back is labeled "banana"; a brace under the belly is labeled "middle"; and a label near the face reads "cats have eyebrows."
An angry orange cat stands on a red couch in a dark room, arms thrown wide.
Cat: "DUDE, COME ON. IT'S MY DAY OFF. I WORK ALL WEEK AND ON MY DAY OFF I JUST WANNA CHILL OUT AND WATCH GAMESHOWS, OKAY?!"
Panel 2:
Caption banner: "EARLIER..."
Two men sit on a couch like game-show panelists — one younger with a bow tie and glasses, one older in a dark suit. In the foreground, the orange cat peers up over the edge of the couch with a glaring expression.
Younger man: "NOTE HOW THE CAT IS IN A SUPERPOSITION OF DEAD AND ALIVE."
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Votey:
A hand-drawn diagram titled "CAT ANATOMY:" showing a crude outline of a cat from the side. Parts are labeled: the ears are labeled "spiky ball"; a curve near the head/back is labeled "banana"; a brace under the belly is labeled "middle"; and a label near the face reads "cats have eyebrows."
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: an angry orange cat stands on a red couch in a dark living room, arms spread wide, yelling: "Dude, come on. It's my day off. I work all week and on my day off I just wanna chill out and watch gameshows, okay?!" Panel 2, captioned "EARLIER...": two men sit on the couch like game-show judges — a younger one in a bow tie and glasses and an older one in a suit — while the same orange cat glares up over the front of the couch. The younger man says, "Note how the cat is in a superposition of dead and alive." The joke reverses Schrödinger's cat: the men are observing/judging the cat as if it's in quantum superposition, and the cat is irritably alive and very much objecting. Votey: a crude hand-drawn diagram labeled "Cat Anatomy:" of a cat in profile, with joke labels — the ears are "spiky ball," a curved back line is "banana," the underside is "middle," and a note reads "cats have eyebrows."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.