lagrangian-wax
Original: lagrangian-wax on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with long black hair and glasses: YOU LIKE THAT?
Woman with long black hair and glasses: I ONLY WAXED THE LOCAL MAXIMA.
Man with red hair and beard: IT'S... DIFFERENT?
Caption (below panel): My new invention: the Lagrangian Wax.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman with black hair and glasses, looking up.
Woman: SOMETHING SOMETHING NORMAL VECTOR. NOW DO ME.
Woman with long black hair and glasses: YOU LIKE THAT?
Woman with long black hair and glasses: I ONLY WAXED THE LOCAL MAXIMA.
Man with red hair and beard: IT'S... DIFFERENT?
Caption (below panel): My new invention: the Lagrangian Wax.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman with black hair and glasses, looking up.
Woman: SOMETHING SOMETHING NORMAL VECTOR. NOW DO ME.
Alt text
A woman with long black hair and round glasses smiles at a shirtless man with red hair and a red beard. She says, "You like that? I only waxed the local maxima." The man, looking uncertain, replies, "It's... different?" A caption below reads: "My new invention: the Lagrangian Wax." The joke plays on math terms (local maxima, Lagrangian) applied to body waxing. Votey: a close-up of the woman's face as she looks upward and says, "Something something normal vector. Now do me."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.