2014-09-29
Original: 2014-09-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A robed, bearded figure stands behind a podium.
Figure: WELCOME TO SYSADMIN HEAVEN.
A woman: WOOHOO!
Panel 2: The bearded figure addresses the woman.
Figure: TELL YOU WHAT — WE WON'T EVEN REVIEW YOUR LIFE FOR SIN, IF YOU JUST HELP GET MY COMPUTER TO TALK TO THE NETWORK.
Woman: OKAY.
Panel 3:
Figure: IS THIS... THIS A TEN YEAR OLD EDITION OF WINDOWS?
Woman: YEAH, I DIDN'T LIKE THE NEW VERSION SO I SWITCHED BACK, BUT THEN IT KEPT SAYING "NOT EXECUTABLE," SO I DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED EVERY EXECUTABLE FILE I COULD FIND.
Panel 4:
Figure: BUT WHY WOULD... BUT YOU...
Woman: WAIT A SEC.
Panel 5: A red devil with horns appears, laughing.
Devil: HAHAHAHA!
Votey:
A close-up of the smiling woman.
Text: I HOPE YOU LIKE INTERNET EXPLORER
Figure: WELCOME TO SYSADMIN HEAVEN.
A woman: WOOHOO!
Panel 2: The bearded figure addresses the woman.
Figure: TELL YOU WHAT — WE WON'T EVEN REVIEW YOUR LIFE FOR SIN, IF YOU JUST HELP GET MY COMPUTER TO TALK TO THE NETWORK.
Woman: OKAY.
Panel 3:
Figure: IS THIS... THIS A TEN YEAR OLD EDITION OF WINDOWS?
Woman: YEAH, I DIDN'T LIKE THE NEW VERSION SO I SWITCHED BACK, BUT THEN IT KEPT SAYING "NOT EXECUTABLE," SO I DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED EVERY EXECUTABLE FILE I COULD FIND.
Panel 4:
Figure: BUT WHY WOULD... BUT YOU...
Woman: WAIT A SEC.
Panel 5: A red devil with horns appears, laughing.
Devil: HAHAHAHA!
Votey:
A close-up of the smiling woman.
Text: I HOPE YOU LIKE INTERNET EXPLORER
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A bearded, robed figure at a podium announces "Welcome to Sysadmin Heaven" to a delighted woman. He offers to skip reviewing her life for sin if she'll just help get his computer onto the network. Examining it, he asks if it's a ten-year-old edition of Windows. She explains she didn't like the new version so she switched back, but it kept saying "not executable," so she downloaded and installed every executable file she could find. As the horrified figure stammers "But why would... but you...," she says "Wait a sec." The final panel reveals a laughing red devil with horns — revealing this is actually Hell. Votey: a close-up of the smiling woman saying "I hope you like Internet Explorer."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.