2014-10-06
Original: 2014-10-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Boy: Mom, do dogs have an afterlife?
Mom: I'm sorry sweetie. They don't.
Panel 2:
Mom: Dogs don't have souls, so there isn't anything that goes on after the body dies.
Panel 3 (caption: LATER):
Boy (to dog): I guess it's okay if you cheat on your wife, Ruffles.
Dog: I told you so!
Votey:
The dog (with a smiling, open-mouthed expression): I'm gonna torture a squirrel to death.
Boy: Mom, do dogs have an afterlife?
Mom: I'm sorry sweetie. They don't.
Panel 2:
Mom: Dogs don't have souls, so there isn't anything that goes on after the body dies.
Panel 3 (caption: LATER):
Boy (to dog): I guess it's okay if you cheat on your wife, Ruffles.
Dog: I told you so!
Votey:
The dog (with a smiling, open-mouthed expression): I'm gonna torture a squirrel to death.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a young boy asks his mother, "Mom, do dogs have an afterlife?" She replies, "I'm sorry sweetie. They don't." Panel 2: the mother continues, "Dogs don't have souls, so there isn't anything that goes on after the body dies." Panel 3, labeled LATER: the boy stands with a dog and says, "I guess it's okay if you cheat on your wife, Ruffles," and the dog gleefully replies, "I told you so!" The joke: told he has no soul and no afterlife to answer to, the dog concludes he can do whatever he wants with no consequences. Votey: a close-up of the dog's grinning face declaring, "I'm gonna torture a squirrel to death."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.