2014-08-05
Original: 2014-08-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (at a computer, startled): DEATH?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Panel 2:
Hooded figure in a pink robe with a yellow smiley face: OH. I'M NOT DEATH. I'M HIS BROTHER. LIFE.
Panel 3:
Life: OH. PHEW. I WAIT... WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Panel 4:
Life: HOW CONFIDENT ARE YOU IN THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THAT EXPIRED CONDOM YOU USED THIS MORNING?
Panel 5:
Man (terrified): BRING BACK DEATH! WHERE'S DEATH?!
Votey:
Life (the smiley-faced hooded figure), laughing: HAHAHAHA AHAH A
Man (at a computer, startled): DEATH?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Panel 2:
Hooded figure in a pink robe with a yellow smiley face: OH. I'M NOT DEATH. I'M HIS BROTHER. LIFE.
Panel 3:
Life: OH. PHEW. I WAIT... WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Panel 4:
Life: HOW CONFIDENT ARE YOU IN THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THAT EXPIRED CONDOM YOU USED THIS MORNING?
Panel 5:
Man (terrified): BRING BACK DEATH! WHERE'S DEATH?!
Votey:
Life (the smiley-faced hooded figure), laughing: HAHAHAHA AHAH A
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A man at a computer recoils and shouts 'Death?! What are you doing here?' at a hooded figure in a pink robe whose face is a glowing yellow smiley. The figure replies 'Oh, I'm not Death. I'm his brother. Life.' The man is briefly relieved ('Oh. Phew.') until Life ominously continues: '...what are you doing here?' Then Life asks, 'How confident are you in the structural integrity of that expired condom you used this morning?' Horrified, the man screams 'Bring back Death! Where's Death?!' Votey: a close-up of Life's yellow smiley face inside its pink hood, cackling 'HAHAHAHA AHAH A'.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.