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2014-08-04

Original: 2014-08-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with dark curly hair in a blue shirt, grinning excitedly and gesturing with her hands, speaks to a woman with reddish-brown hair wearing glasses and a green shirt (seen in profile from behind).

Woman with curly hair: HAHAHAHA! SEE?! YOU SEE MY POWER?! I'M LIKE A WIZARD!

Woman with glasses: UH HUH.

Caption below the panel:
Fun Fact:
Saying “I SUMMON ENTROPY” actually creates entropy.

Votey:
A handwritten list:
ALSO:
- “NOISE”
- “Police” (if you yell it long enough)
- Friendlessness

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A woman with dark curly hair in a blue shirt grins and gestures excitedly, saying “HAHAHAHA! SEE?! YOU SEE MY POWER?! I'M LIKE A WIZARD!” Facing her, a woman with glasses and a green shirt (shown in profile from behind) responds flatly: “UH HUH.” A caption below reads: “Fun Fact: Saying ‘I SUMMON ENTROPY’ actually creates entropy.” The joke is that uttering a mock wizard incantation does in fact produce the thing named—entropy—so the unimpressed friend is correct that it's no real magic. The votey adds a handwritten list of other things you can “summon” just by saying them: “ALSO: ‘NOISE’, ‘Police’ (if you yell it long enough), Friendlessness.”

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.