2014-07-19
Original: 2014-07-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (yellow banner at top):
RELATIONSHIP TIP:
THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET OUT OF SEX IS TO DESCRIBE IT.
Panel 1:
A man with dark hair (speech bubble): TIME TO FILL THE OLD SKIN BALLOON UP WITH BLOOD.
(A woman with brown hair is seen from behind/in profile, facing him.)
Votey:
Close-up of the man's face.
Man: I DIRECT THE BLOOD FLOW WITH MY MIND.
RELATIONSHIP TIP:
THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET OUT OF SEX IS TO DESCRIBE IT.
Panel 1:
A man with dark hair (speech bubble): TIME TO FILL THE OLD SKIN BALLOON UP WITH BLOOD.
(A woman with brown hair is seen from behind/in profile, facing him.)
Votey:
Close-up of the man's face.
Man: I DIRECT THE BLOOD FLOW WITH MY MIND.
Alt text
A yellow caption banner reads: "RELATIONSHIP TIP: THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET OUT OF SEX IS TO DESCRIBE IT." Below, against a purple background, a shirtless dark-haired man faces a brown-haired woman shown from behind. He says, "Time to fill the old skin balloon up with blood" - a clinically gross description of an erection. In the votey, a black-and-white close-up of the man's blank-faced profile adds, "I direct the blood flow with my mind," doubling down on the mood-killing technical narration.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.