2014-07-16
Original: 2014-07-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red-haired woman leans in close to a man, gripping his shoulder, speaking with an intense expression.
Woman: "I WANT YOU TO TIE ME UP, SPANK ME, AND THEN MAKE ME WATCH WHILE YOU SAVE ALL OF MY FILES TO THE DESKTOP. ALL OF THEM."
Caption (below panel): Sysadmins are freaky.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's face, eyes half-closed in a worked-up expression.
Woman: "YEAH! NOW MAKE ME USE INTERNET EXPLORER!"
A red-haired woman leans in close to a man, gripping his shoulder, speaking with an intense expression.
Woman: "I WANT YOU TO TIE ME UP, SPANK ME, AND THEN MAKE ME WATCH WHILE YOU SAVE ALL OF MY FILES TO THE DESKTOP. ALL OF THEM."
Caption (below panel): Sysadmins are freaky.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's face, eyes half-closed in a worked-up expression.
Woman: "YEAH! NOW MAKE ME USE INTERNET EXPLORER!"
Alt text
A red-haired woman leans in very close to a man, gripping his shoulder with an intense, aroused expression. She says: "I want you to tie me up, spank me, and then make me watch while you save all of my files to the desktop. ALL of them." A caption below reads: "Sysadmins are freaky." In the votey, a close-up of her worked-up face shows her continuing: "Yeah! Now make me use Internet Explorer!" The joke: she's framing the worst, most cringe-inducing computer habits as kinky dirty talk.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.