2014-06-13
Original: 2014-06-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young boy in a blue shirt stands at a wooden podium between two stern adult bodyguards in black suits and sunglasses, against a red curtain backdrop.
Boy (at podium): "FROM NOW ON, ALL ARMY GUYS HAVE TO USE NINJA STARS FOR FIGHTING. ONLY NINJA STARS. OH, OR DOUBLE-SWORDS. Y'KNOW, LIKE TWO SWORDS BUT THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER?"
Caption (below panel): Ironically, President Billy presided over the greatest era of peace in history.
Votey:
Close-up of an angry man's face (one of the bodyguards) speaking.
Man: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MARINES DON'T NEED LIGHTSABERS?!'"
A young boy in a blue shirt stands at a wooden podium between two stern adult bodyguards in black suits and sunglasses, against a red curtain backdrop.
Boy (at podium): "FROM NOW ON, ALL ARMY GUYS HAVE TO USE NINJA STARS FOR FIGHTING. ONLY NINJA STARS. OH, OR DOUBLE-SWORDS. Y'KNOW, LIKE TWO SWORDS BUT THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER?"
Caption (below panel): Ironically, President Billy presided over the greatest era of peace in history.
Votey:
Close-up of an angry man's face (one of the bodyguards) speaking.
Man: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MARINES DON'T NEED LIGHTSABERS?!'"
Alt text
A young boy in a blue shirt stands at a wooden presidential podium, flanked by two stern adult bodyguards in black suits and sunglasses, in front of a red curtain. The boy announces: "From now on, all army guys have to use ninja stars for fighting. Only ninja stars. Oh, or double-swords. Y'know, like two swords but they're stuck together?" A caption below reads: "Ironically, President Billy presided over the greatest era of peace in history." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up shows one bodyguard's angry face shouting: "What do you mean 'Marines don't need lightsabers?!'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.