2014-06-03
Original: 2014-06-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A bedroom scene. A woman with red flame-like hair, seen from behind, stands in pink lingerie (bra and panties) with her arms folded. On a bed across from her, another woman with dark curly hair sits propped against pillows, reading an open book, looking up at her with wide eyes.
Woman on the bed (speech balloon): "SORRY. BUT, ACCORDING TO THE EFFICIENT MARKET HYPOTHESIS, IF SEX WITH YOU WERE A GOOD IDEA, I WOULD'VE DONE IT BY NOW."
Votey:
A close-up line-drawing of the red-haired woman's face, looking dejected/disappointed.
Thought/speech balloon: "WHICH IS TOO BAD, BECAUSE IT SOUNDS AWESOME"
A bedroom scene. A woman with red flame-like hair, seen from behind, stands in pink lingerie (bra and panties) with her arms folded. On a bed across from her, another woman with dark curly hair sits propped against pillows, reading an open book, looking up at her with wide eyes.
Woman on the bed (speech balloon): "SORRY. BUT, ACCORDING TO THE EFFICIENT MARKET HYPOTHESIS, IF SEX WITH YOU WERE A GOOD IDEA, I WOULD'VE DONE IT BY NOW."
Votey:
A close-up line-drawing of the red-haired woman's face, looking dejected/disappointed.
Thought/speech balloon: "WHICH IS TOO BAD, BECAUSE IT SOUNDS AWESOME"
Alt text
A bedroom. A red-haired woman stands with her back to us in pink lingerie, arms crossed, having clearly just made an advance. Across from her, a dark-haired woman sits on the bed reading a book and looks up with wide eyes, saying: "Sorry. But, according to the efficient market hypothesis, if sex with you were a good idea, I would've done it by now." Votey: a close-up of the rejected red-haired woman's crestfallen face as she says, "Which is too bad, because it sounds awesome."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.