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2014-02-10

Original: 2014-02-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Young man (annoyed): You know any your generation sucks? Every time you did anything, you got a damn trophy for it!

Panel 2:
Young man (pointing, angry): Dad, you're part of the trophy-giving generation. There's a problem. It's your fault.

Panel 3:
Older man (the dad, calm, smiling): This is for participating in that discussion. I'm so proud of you.

Votey:
Close-up of the young man's face, beaming with an open-mouthed grin.
Young man: HOORAY!

Alt text

A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A young man complains bitterly to his off-panel father, "You know any your generation sucks? Every time you did anything, you got a damn trophy for it!" Panel 2: The young man points and rants, "Dad, you're part of the trophy-giving generation. There's a problem. It's your fault." Panel 3: The older father, smiling calmly, replies, "This is for participating in that discussion. I'm so proud of you," implying he's just handed his son a participation trophy. Votey aftercomic: An extreme close-up of the young man's face breaking into a delighted open-mouthed grin as he cheers, "HOORAY!" -- the joke being that despite his complaint about participation trophies, he's thrilled to receive one.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.