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2014-02-05

Original: 2014-02-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A muscular, gray-bearded god figure gestures dramatically at a brown-haired, bearded man.
God: SISYPHUS! YOU ARE CURSED TO PUSH A STONE UP A HILL, ONLY TO SEE IT FALL DOWN OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
Sisyphus: NOOOO!

Panel 2:
The god continues; Sisyphus now raises a triumphant fist.
God: OKAY, OKAY, ADDENDUM: EACH TIME THE ROCK ROLLS BACK DOWN, A MEANINGLESS COUNTER WILL SAY YOU'VE INCREASED ONE LEVEL.
Sisyphus: WOOHOO!

Votey:
Sisyphus (offscreen): WHAT DOES A LEVEL GET ME?
God (offscreen): MORE STRENGTH. BIGGER ROCK.
Sisyphus (offscreen): WOOHOO!

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic retelling the myth of Sisyphus. Panel 1: A muscular, gray-bearded god gestures at a brown-haired bearded man and declares, 'Sisyphus! You are cursed to push a stone up a hill, only to see it fall down over and over again!' The man cries 'Noooo!' Panel 2: The god adds, 'Okay, okay, addendum: each time the rock rolls back down, a meaningless counter will say you've increased one level.' Now thrilled, Sisyphus throws up a triumphant fist and shouts 'Woohoo!' The joke: an arbitrary leveling-up counter makes the same eternal punishment feel rewarding. Votey (aftercomic): An off-panel exchange in plain speech bubbles. Sisyphus asks, 'What does a level get me?' The god answers, 'More strength. Bigger rock.' Sisyphus replies 'Woohoo!' anyway, gladly accepting that leveling up only means a harder version of the same torment.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.