2014-02-26

A single-panel comic shows two people sitting together in a car. The man driving turns to the smiling red-haired woman in the passenger seat and says enthusiastically, "Hey! Looks like we're gonna be getting blooded for nine whole hours! That's just enough time for me to tell you the good news about our Lord and Savior!" She cheerfully replies, "Sure! That sounds great!" A caption beneath the panel reads, "Ever so slowly, I compressed the cyanide capsule hidden in my tooth" - revealing that the narrator would rather die than sit through nine hours of proselytizing. The votey (bonus panel) is a close-up of a man's tired, pained face as he asks, "Why does this keep happening?"