2014-01-09
Original: 2014-01-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded, balding man with long sideburns, gesturing with one hand, speaks:
Man: MY GREAT GRANPAPPY WARN'T NO MONKEY! MY PAPPY WAS, THOUGH. MY GRANPA WAS A FISH WITH LEGS AND HIS PAPPY WAS A SELF-REPLICATIN' STRAND OF DNA.
Caption below panel: I am a Young Earth Evolutionist.
Votey:
The same bearded man, drawn in rough black-and-white sketch style, continues:
Man: AN' HIS DADDY WAS CARBON.
A bearded, balding man with long sideburns, gesturing with one hand, speaks:
Man: MY GREAT GRANPAPPY WARN'T NO MONKEY! MY PAPPY WAS, THOUGH. MY GRANPA WAS A FISH WITH LEGS AND HIS PAPPY WAS A SELF-REPLICATIN' STRAND OF DNA.
Caption below panel: I am a Young Earth Evolutionist.
Votey:
The same bearded man, drawn in rough black-and-white sketch style, continues:
Man: AN' HIS DADDY WAS CARBON.
Alt text
A cartoon of a bearded, balding man with long bushy sideburns, gesturing with one hand as he speaks emphatically. His speech bubble reads: "My great granpappy warn't no monkey! My pappy was, though. My granpa was a fish with legs and his pappy was a self-replicatin' strand of DNA." A caption beneath the panel reads: "I am a Young Earth Evolutionist" — the joke being a hillbilly-style speaker who accepts the full evolutionary lineage but recites it as folksy ancestry. The votey (bonus panel), drawn as a rough black-and-white sketch of the same man, finishes the lineage: "An' his daddy was carbon."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.