2013-10-19

A dimly lit restaurant. A waitress wearing glasses and a pink-and-cream apron, holding a cloth napkin, leans toward an elderly bearded man in a brown suit who is seated at a table looking troubled and clutching his chest. On a plate in front of him is a sandwich. She says, 'The bone in your sandwich represents impermanence.' Other diners sit at tables in the background. A caption below reads: 'All of my mistakes are performance art.' Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the same smirking waitress saying, 'The extra zero on your bill represents generosity.'