2013-09-28
Original: 2013-09-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: ANIMAL PALS!
Panel 1: Three cartoon animals (a cheetah, a bat, and a turtle) stand together against a rainbow background under the "ANIMAL PALS!" title.
Panel 2: Cheetah: "I'M A CHEETAH! I CAN RUN AT SPEEDS UP TO 59 MILES PER HOUR!"
Panel 3: Bat: "I'M A BAT! I CAN "SEE" WITH SOUND!"
Panel 4: Turtle: "I'M A TURTLE! I CAN BREATHE THROUGH MY CLOACA!"
Panel 5: Cheetah: "W-WHAT'S A CLOACA?"
Turtle: "IT'S LIKE A COMBINED ANUS, URETHRA, AND GENITALS!"
Panel 6: Cheetah (uneasy): "YOU'RE BREATHING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU?"
Turtle: "THAT'S HOW I'M 'TALKIN'' TO YOU!"
Panel 7: The three animals together again.
Closing banner: ANIMAL PALS!
Votey: A cartoon turtle face grinning hugely, with curved arched text above it reading "CLOACAMAZING!"
Panel 1: Three cartoon animals (a cheetah, a bat, and a turtle) stand together against a rainbow background under the "ANIMAL PALS!" title.
Panel 2: Cheetah: "I'M A CHEETAH! I CAN RUN AT SPEEDS UP TO 59 MILES PER HOUR!"
Panel 3: Bat: "I'M A BAT! I CAN "SEE" WITH SOUND!"
Panel 4: Turtle: "I'M A TURTLE! I CAN BREATHE THROUGH MY CLOACA!"
Panel 5: Cheetah: "W-WHAT'S A CLOACA?"
Turtle: "IT'S LIKE A COMBINED ANUS, URETHRA, AND GENITALS!"
Panel 6: Cheetah (uneasy): "YOU'RE BREATHING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU?"
Turtle: "THAT'S HOW I'M 'TALKIN'' TO YOU!"
Panel 7: The three animals together again.
Closing banner: ANIMAL PALS!
Votey: A cartoon turtle face grinning hugely, with curved arched text above it reading "CLOACAMAZING!"
Alt text
A webcomic titled "ANIMAL PALS!" featuring three cartoon animals against a rainbow background: a cheetah, a bat, and a turtle. The cheetah introduces itself, saying it can run up to 59 miles per hour. The bat says it can "see" with sound. The turtle cheerfully announces it can breathe through its cloaca. When the cheetah nervously asks what a cloaca is, the turtle explains it's "like a combined anus, urethra, and genitals." The cheetah, now disturbed, asks "You're breathing through it right now, aren't you?" and the grinning turtle replies, "That's how I'm 'talkin'' to you!" The comic ends back on the cheerful "ANIMAL PALS!" banner with the trio together. Votey: a close-up of a hugely grinning turtle face with arched text above it punning "CLOACAMAZING!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.