2013-09-25
Original: 2013-09-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A smiling man with dark hair and a blue vest over a white collared shirt has several large colorful corkscrew-shaped objects (resembling oversized screws or twisted spikes in red, yellow, and magenta) stabbing into him from various directions, with motion lines suggesting they just struck.
Man: HOORAY!
Caption (below panel): This is the best part of stabbing a clown.
Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of an older person with glasses smiling/laughing with their mouth open, leaning over and embracing a younger child who is being hugged against them. No dialogue.
A smiling man with dark hair and a blue vest over a white collared shirt has several large colorful corkscrew-shaped objects (resembling oversized screws or twisted spikes in red, yellow, and magenta) stabbing into him from various directions, with motion lines suggesting they just struck.
Man: HOORAY!
Caption (below panel): This is the best part of stabbing a clown.
Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of an older person with glasses smiling/laughing with their mouth open, leaning over and embracing a younger child who is being hugged against them. No dialogue.
Alt text
Main comic: a single panel showing a grinning man in a blue vest and white shirt with several huge corkscrew-shaped colored spikes (red, yellow, and magenta) plunged into him from multiple angles, motion lines marking their impact. A speech bubble from him reads 'HOORAY!' A caption beneath the panel reads: 'This is the best part of stabbing a clown.' The joke: a clown punctured by joke-shop spring spikes cheerfully treats being stabbed as a gag. Votey: a simple black-and-white sketch of a smiling, laughing older person wearing glasses leaning over to warmly hug a small child pressed against their chest.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.