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2013-10-01

Original: 2013-10-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An elderly man (August Möbius) sits in a red armchair, raising one finger as he lectures a younger person seen from behind in the foreground.
Möbius: "WHEN I WAS A BOY, WE HAD TO WALK IN THE SNOW EVERY DAY IN NO SHOES ON A NON-ORIENTABLE SURFACE FOR WHICH THE NOTIONS OF BEGINNING AND END WERE MEANINGLESS."

Caption (below panel): August Möbius found a lot of applications for his discoveries.

Votey:
The same elderly man, drawn in simple black-and-white line art, continues talking.
Möbius: "IN FACT, I'M STILL WALKING TO SCHOOL NOW!"

Alt text

An elderly man in old-fashioned formal dress sits in a red armchair, raising an index finger to lecture a younger person whose head is seen from behind in the foreground. His speech bubble reads: "When I was a boy, we had to walk in the snow every day in no shoes on a non-orientable surface for which the notions of beginning and end were meaningless." A caption below the panel reads: "August Möbius found a lot of applications for his discoveries." The joke riffs on the classic "walked to school uphill both ways in the snow" grandpa boast, swapped for the Möbius strip, a one-sided surface with no distinct beginning or end. Votey (bonus panel): the same man, in plain black-and-white line art, adds: "In fact, I'm still walking to school now!" — because a non-orientable loop never ends.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.