2013-08-04
Original: 2013-08-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title: PEOPLE ARE WEIRD
Panel 1:
A woman with dark hair wearing a yellow tank top sits frowning in a chair. Her thought bubble reads: "I WANT TO BE A PAINTER, BUT I DON'T WANT TO PRACTICE EVERY DAY."
Panel 2:
A woman with dark hair wearing a gray business suit sits looking downcast. Her thought bubble reads: "I DON'T WANT TO BE A CORPORATE LAWYER, BUT I'M PUTTING IN WEEKENDS FOR IT."
Votey:
A woman with curly hair sits in a chair, thinking. Her thought bubble reads: "WHY ISN'T EVERYONE A DIRTY JOKE WRITER?"
Panel 1:
A woman with dark hair wearing a yellow tank top sits frowning in a chair. Her thought bubble reads: "I WANT TO BE A PAINTER, BUT I DON'T WANT TO PRACTICE EVERY DAY."
Panel 2:
A woman with dark hair wearing a gray business suit sits looking downcast. Her thought bubble reads: "I DON'T WANT TO BE A CORPORATE LAWYER, BUT I'M PUTTING IN WEEKENDS FOR IT."
Votey:
A woman with curly hair sits in a chair, thinking. Her thought bubble reads: "WHY ISN'T EVERYONE A DIRTY JOKE WRITER?"
Alt text
A two-panel comic titled "PEOPLE ARE WEIRD." In the first panel, a frowning woman in a yellow tank top sits and thinks, "I want to be a painter, but I don't want to practice every day." In the second panel, a glum woman in a gray business suit thinks, "I don't want to be a corporate lawyer, but I'm putting in weekends for it." The joke contrasts how people avoid effort for what they want yet pour effort into what they don't. Votey (aftercomic): a woman with curly hair sits thinking, "Why isn't everyone a dirty joke writer?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.