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2013-04-25

Original: 2013-04-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

A bully (a heavyset boy with brown curly hair and a yellow shirt) grabs the shirt of another boy (with red/orange flame-like hair) and demands his money.

Bully: GIMME ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY!

Red-haired boy: I HAVE MONEY, BUT IT'S FOR A FIELD TRIP, NOT LUNCH!

Bully: NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU COME TO SCHOOL, DESIGNATE YOUR MONEY FOR LUNCH!

Caption (below panel): It was nice being at a computer science prep school.

Votey:

A hand-drawn red button / sign reading: COMPUTER SCIENTISTS ARE VERY LITERAL

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A heavyset bully with brown curly hair in a yellow shirt grabs the shirt of a boy with red, flame-like hair, demanding, "GIMME ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY!" The red-haired boy protests, "I HAVE MONEY, BUT IT'S FOR A FIELD TRIP, NOT LUNCH!" The bully replies pedantically, "NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU COME TO SCHOOL, DESIGNATE YOUR MONEY FOR LUNCH!" A caption below reads: "It was nice being at a computer science prep school." The joke is that the bully treats lunch money like a strictly typed or pre-allocated variable. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn black-bordered sign with the text "COMPUTER SCIENTISTS ARE VERY LITERAL."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.