2013-04-25
Original: 2013-04-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A bully (a heavyset boy with brown curly hair and a yellow shirt) grabs the shirt of another boy (with red/orange flame-like hair) and demands his money.
Bully: GIMME ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY!
Red-haired boy: I HAVE MONEY, BUT IT'S FOR A FIELD TRIP, NOT LUNCH!
Bully: NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU COME TO SCHOOL, DESIGNATE YOUR MONEY FOR LUNCH!
Caption (below panel): It was nice being at a computer science prep school.
Votey:
A hand-drawn red button / sign reading: COMPUTER SCIENTISTS ARE VERY LITERAL
A bully (a heavyset boy with brown curly hair and a yellow shirt) grabs the shirt of another boy (with red/orange flame-like hair) and demands his money.
Bully: GIMME ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY!
Red-haired boy: I HAVE MONEY, BUT IT'S FOR A FIELD TRIP, NOT LUNCH!
Bully: NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU COME TO SCHOOL, DESIGNATE YOUR MONEY FOR LUNCH!
Caption (below panel): It was nice being at a computer science prep school.
Votey:
A hand-drawn red button / sign reading: COMPUTER SCIENTISTS ARE VERY LITERAL
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A heavyset bully with brown curly hair in a yellow shirt grabs the shirt of a boy with red, flame-like hair, demanding, "GIMME ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY!" The red-haired boy protests, "I HAVE MONEY, BUT IT'S FOR A FIELD TRIP, NOT LUNCH!" The bully replies pedantically, "NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU COME TO SCHOOL, DESIGNATE YOUR MONEY FOR LUNCH!" A caption below reads: "It was nice being at a computer science prep school." The joke is that the bully treats lunch money like a strictly typed or pre-allocated variable. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn black-bordered sign with the text "COMPUTER SCIENTISTS ARE VERY LITERAL."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.