2013-03-22
Original: 2013-03-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman scientist (dark hair, glasses, blue jacket) speaks to a woman in a red blazer.
Scientist: When humans have sex, the part of the brain that handles disgust basically shuts off.
Panel 2: Close on the scientist.
Scientist: The longer we have sex, the more bizarre and unholy will be the sex acts we find desirable.
Panel 3: The scientist gestures toward the woman in the red blazer (shown in profile, foreground).
Scientist: With a long enough sexual experience, you will perceive almost any stimulation as desirable.
Panel 4: Silhouettes against black.
Woman in red blazer: So you're saying there's a way.
Scientist: I believe so, Madame President.
Panel 5: Close on the woman in the red blazer, now identified as the President, with a sly expression.
President: Bring me a hollow desk with three healthy young interns under it, ASAP.
Panel 6: Caption bar reads "SOON...". The President sits at a desk holding a pen over papers, eyes closed, speaking with pleasure.
President: And with great =OHHH YEAHHH= pride and =MMM= patriotism, I sign the new Authorization Of Force Bill.
Votey:
Close on the President's face, eyes half-closed.
President: I'll need 10 more interns for the drone bill.
Scientist: When humans have sex, the part of the brain that handles disgust basically shuts off.
Panel 2: Close on the scientist.
Scientist: The longer we have sex, the more bizarre and unholy will be the sex acts we find desirable.
Panel 3: The scientist gestures toward the woman in the red blazer (shown in profile, foreground).
Scientist: With a long enough sexual experience, you will perceive almost any stimulation as desirable.
Panel 4: Silhouettes against black.
Woman in red blazer: So you're saying there's a way.
Scientist: I believe so, Madame President.
Panel 5: Close on the woman in the red blazer, now identified as the President, with a sly expression.
President: Bring me a hollow desk with three healthy young interns under it, ASAP.
Panel 6: Caption bar reads "SOON...". The President sits at a desk holding a pen over papers, eyes closed, speaking with pleasure.
President: And with great =OHHH YEAHHH= pride and =MMM= patriotism, I sign the new Authorization Of Force Bill.
Votey:
Close on the President's face, eyes half-closed.
President: I'll need 10 more interns for the drone bill.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A woman scientist in a blue jacket and glasses explains to a woman in a red blazer that during sex the brain's disgust response shuts off, so with long enough sexual experience a person will find almost any stimulation desirable. In silhouette, the woman in red says "So you're saying there's a way," and the scientist replies "I believe so, Madame President." The President, smiling slyly, orders: "Bring me a hollow desk with three healthy young interns under it, ASAP." In the final panel, captioned "SOON...", the President sits at her desk holding a pen, eyes closed in pleasure, saying "And with great =OHHH YEAHHH= pride and =MMM= patriotism, I sign the new Authorization Of Force Bill" -- using the sexual-disgust-suppression trick to make herself enjoy signing a distasteful war-powers bill. Votey: a close-up of the President's blissful face saying "I'll need 10 more interns for the drone bill."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.