2013-01-09
Original: 2013-01-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red-haired woman (seen from behind) and a man are together, both apparently nude, in an intimate setting.
Man: WAIT. YOU MEAN I'M NOT *ACTUALLY* A COACH AND YOU'RE NOT *ACTUALLY* A SEXY GYMNAST? I'M JUST PLAYING A *CHARACTER*? I EXIST FOR THE DURATION OF SOME SORDID SEX GAME, AND THEN I FADE INTO NON-EXISTENCE AS MY FORMER PERSONA RETURNS? OH GOD I'M NOTHING! JUST A CHARACTER! HAHAHA! NOTHING! NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!
Caption (below panel): Never act out a sex fantasy with an existentialist.
Votey:
The red-haired woman, now shown smiling.
Woman: THAT IS SO HOT
A red-haired woman (seen from behind) and a man are together, both apparently nude, in an intimate setting.
Man: WAIT. YOU MEAN I'M NOT *ACTUALLY* A COACH AND YOU'RE NOT *ACTUALLY* A SEXY GYMNAST? I'M JUST PLAYING A *CHARACTER*? I EXIST FOR THE DURATION OF SOME SORDID SEX GAME, AND THEN I FADE INTO NON-EXISTENCE AS MY FORMER PERSONA RETURNS? OH GOD I'M NOTHING! JUST A CHARACTER! HAHAHA! NOTHING! NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!
Caption (below panel): Never act out a sex fantasy with an existentialist.
Votey:
The red-haired woman, now shown smiling.
Woman: THAT IS SO HOT
Alt text
A man and a red-haired woman (seen from behind) are together, both nude, in an intimate scene. The man, looking distressed, delivers a manic monologue: he realizes he is not actually a coach and she is not actually a sexy gymnast, that he is just playing a character who exists only for the duration of a sex game and then fades into non-existence as his former persona returns. He spirals: "OH GOD I'M NOTHING! JUST A CHARACTER! HAHAHA! NOTHING! NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!" Caption below: "Never act out a sex fantasy with an existentialist." Votey: a simple sketch of the smiling woman saying, "THAT IS SO HOT" — she finds his existential breakdown arousing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.