2012-08-17
Original: 2012-08-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: A PROPOSAL: PEOPLE WHO FAVOR "ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE" SHALL RECEIVE ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS OF EVERYTHING
Panel 1:
A man with dark curly hair and a woman with reddish-brown hair stand facing each other, both apparently nude.
Man: THERE'S THIS THING CALLED "THE CLITORIS," AND... MAYBE YOU COULD—
Woman: SORRY, I DON'T BELIEVE IN EVIDENCE-BASED SEX.
Votey:
Man (off-panel, pointing): IT'S RIGHT HERE!
Woman: WESTERN CHAUVINIST!
Panel 1:
A man with dark curly hair and a woman with reddish-brown hair stand facing each other, both apparently nude.
Man: THERE'S THIS THING CALLED "THE CLITORIS," AND... MAYBE YOU COULD—
Woman: SORRY, I DON'T BELIEVE IN EVIDENCE-BASED SEX.
Votey:
Man (off-panel, pointing): IT'S RIGHT HERE!
Woman: WESTERN CHAUVINIST!
Alt text
An orange title banner reads: "A PROPOSAL: PEOPLE WHO FAVOR 'ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE' SHALL RECEIVE ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS OF EVERYTHING." In the single panel, a nude man with dark curly hair faces a nude woman with reddish-brown hair against a purple background. The man says, "There's this thing called 'the clitoris,' and... maybe you could—" The woman, eyes closed and unbothered, interrupts: "Sorry, I don't believe in evidence-based sex." Votey aftercomic (black-and-white): the man, off-panel, insists "It's right here!" The woman, looking away dismissively, retorts, "Western chauvinist!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.