2012-06-14
Original: 2012-06-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child (off-panel, from behind a door): DADDY! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE CLOSET!
(A man with dark hair in a white t-shirt looks tired/annoyed; a yellow closet door is open behind him.)
Panel 2:
(The man stands in a doorway, looking warily into a dark room. No dialogue.)
Panel 3:
Monster (a large green monster with horns and claws, leaning toward the bed): I ONLY WATCH GAY PORN FOR THE PLOTS!
Child (lying in bed reading a book, looking unimpressed): SUUUURE YOU DO.
Votey:
Man (off-panel, comforting): IT'S OKAY, MONSTER.
Monster (alarmed, wide-eyed): WHAT'S OKAY?!
Child (off-panel, from behind a door): DADDY! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE CLOSET!
(A man with dark hair in a white t-shirt looks tired/annoyed; a yellow closet door is open behind him.)
Panel 2:
(The man stands in a doorway, looking warily into a dark room. No dialogue.)
Panel 3:
Monster (a large green monster with horns and claws, leaning toward the bed): I ONLY WATCH GAY PORN FOR THE PLOTS!
Child (lying in bed reading a book, looking unimpressed): SUUUURE YOU DO.
Votey:
Man (off-panel, comforting): IT'S OKAY, MONSTER.
Monster (alarmed, wide-eyed): WHAT'S OKAY?!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A tired-looking man with dark hair in a white t-shirt; behind him an open yellow closet door. An off-panel child shouts, "DADDY! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE CLOSET!" Panel 2: The man stands in a dark doorway peering warily into the room, silent. Panel 3: A large green horned, clawed monster looms over a child's bed and blurts, "I ONLY WATCH GAY PORN FOR THE PLOTS!" The child, lying in bed reading a book with a flat, skeptical expression, replies, "SUUUURE YOU DO." The joke: the monster outs itself unprompted and defensively to a kid who clearly doesn't believe the excuse. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A close-up of the worried green monster's face. The off-panel man says reassuringly, "IT'S OKAY, MONSTER." The monster's eyes go wide in alarm as it asks, "WHAT'S OKAY?!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.