2012-06-11
Original: 2012-06-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel:
A shirtless man lies in bed, propped on one arm, looking intensely at his own raised hand. A glowing green bell-curve graph is superimposed over his hand, peaking near the middle fingers.
Off-panel partner (speech balloon, top): "WHOOOAAA..."
Off-panel partner (speech balloon): "BABY, COME BACK OVER HERE."
Man: "NO... THIS IS IMPORTANT."
Caption below panel: The fingers of your hand form a bell curve describing likelihood of use during foreplay.
Votey:
A rough black-and-white close-up sketch of a face in profile, looking toward a raised hand. A small speech balloon reads: "GOD IS REAL".
A shirtless man lies in bed, propped on one arm, looking intensely at his own raised hand. A glowing green bell-curve graph is superimposed over his hand, peaking near the middle fingers.
Off-panel partner (speech balloon, top): "WHOOOAAA..."
Off-panel partner (speech balloon): "BABY, COME BACK OVER HERE."
Man: "NO... THIS IS IMPORTANT."
Caption below panel: The fingers of your hand form a bell curve describing likelihood of use during foreplay.
Votey:
A rough black-and-white close-up sketch of a face in profile, looking toward a raised hand. A small speech balloon reads: "GOD IS REAL".
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows a shirtless man lying in bed, propped on one elbow, staring intently at his own raised hand. A glowing green bell-curve graph is overlaid on his fingers, peaking in the middle. His off-panel partner says, "WHOOOAAA..." and "BABY, COME BACK OVER HERE," but the man replies, "NO... THIS IS IMPORTANT." The caption reads: "The fingers of your hand form a bell curve describing likelihood of use during foreplay." The votey is a crude black-and-white sketch of a face in profile gazing at a raised hand, with a speech balloon saying "GOD IS REAL" — the man having a revelation about his hand.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.