2012-06-23
Original: 2012-06-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: FUNTIME ACTIVITY #179256: INFILTRATING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROTESTS
A crowd of people at a protest, holding signs aloft.
Foreground protest sign (held by a frowning man with reddish hair in an orange sweater): "IT'S ADAM AND EVE propagating the human race through incest
NOT ADAM AND STEVE propagating the human race through incest"
A sign to the left reads: "IT'S A SIN"
A partly obscured sign on the right reads something like: "...SU... IS... HE... ANSW..." ("Jesus is the answer")
Votey:
A man with a frowning expression holds up a sign that reads: "GOD HATES SIGNS"
A crowd of people at a protest, holding signs aloft.
Foreground protest sign (held by a frowning man with reddish hair in an orange sweater): "IT'S ADAM AND EVE propagating the human race through incest
NOT ADAM AND STEVE propagating the human race through incest"
A sign to the left reads: "IT'S A SIN"
A partly obscured sign on the right reads something like: "...SU... IS... HE... ANSW..." ("Jesus is the answer")
Votey:
A man with a frowning expression holds up a sign that reads: "GOD HATES SIGNS"
Alt text
A protest-crowd comic under a red title banner reading "FUNTIME ACTIVITY #179256: INFILTRATING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROTESTS." A serious, frowning man in an orange sweater stands amid a crowd holding a large yellow sign that twists the familiar "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" slogan into: "IT'S ADAM AND EVE propagating the human race through incest, NOT ADAM AND STEVE propagating the human race through incest" — the prankster's sign agrees with the homophobic crowd only by pointing out that the heterosexual creation story relies on incest. Other partial protest signs read "IT'S A SIN" and "JESUS IS THE ANSWER." Votey: a simple black-and-white panel of a frowning man holding a sign that reads "GOD HATES SIGNS," a self-defeating sign parodying the "God Hates" placard format.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.