2012-05-02
Original: 2012-05-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with reddish hair, looking sour and annoyed, speaks angrily.
Man: VALENTINE'S DAY IS ALL A BULLSHIT HOLIDAY FOR WOMEN! IT'S DUMB! WHY ISN'T THERE A HOLIDAY FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME?
Panel 2:
A wide shot. The same man now sits alone at a table wearing a pink party hat. A banner hangs on the wall above him. On the table in front of him is a single cupcake with a lit candle.
Banner: UNPRODUCTIVE RESENTMENT DAY!
Votey:
Close-up of the man wearing his party hat, now smiling cheerfully.
Man: FOR ME, EVERY DAY'S A HOLIDAY!
A man with reddish hair, looking sour and annoyed, speaks angrily.
Man: VALENTINE'S DAY IS ALL A BULLSHIT HOLIDAY FOR WOMEN! IT'S DUMB! WHY ISN'T THERE A HOLIDAY FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME?
Panel 2:
A wide shot. The same man now sits alone at a table wearing a pink party hat. A banner hangs on the wall above him. On the table in front of him is a single cupcake with a lit candle.
Banner: UNPRODUCTIVE RESENTMENT DAY!
Votey:
Close-up of the man wearing his party hat, now smiling cheerfully.
Man: FOR ME, EVERY DAY'S A HOLIDAY!
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A sour-faced man with reddish hair shouts, "Valentine's Day is all a bullshit holiday for women! It's dumb! Why isn't there a holiday for people like me?" Panel 2: A wide shot shows the same man sitting alone at a table wearing a pink party hat, with a single lit-candle cupcake in front of him. A festive banner overhead reads "Unproductive Resentment Day!" — implying the holiday he wishes for is just celebrating his own bitterness, alone. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the man, still in his party hat but now grinning happily, says, "For me, every day's a holiday!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.