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2012-04-21

Original: 2012-04-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An astronaut's face is seen close-up through a space helmet visor, staring out in awe at a starry void.
Astronaut: MY GOD... IT'S FULL OF STARS... AND CHICKEN!

Caption (below panel): The original version of 2001 A Space Odyssey was an advertisement for soup.

Votey:
Two people stand talking. A man with glasses listens to another person.
First person: WHAT IF WE LEFT OUT THIS LAST BIT?
Man with glasses: HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD THAT SELL SOUP?!

Alt text

Main comic: A single panel showing the close-up face of an astronaut, lit pale, peering through the curved visor of a space helmet into a star-filled black void. His eyes are wide with awe. His speech bubble reads, 'MY GOD... IT'S FULL OF STARS... AND CHICKEN!' — a riff on the famous '2001: A Space Odyssey' line. A caption below the panel reads: 'The original version of 2001 A Space Odyssey was an advertisement for soup.'

Votey (aftercomic): A rough black-and-white sketch of two people talking. One person suggests, 'WHAT IF WE LEFT OUT THIS LAST BIT?' A man with glasses replies incredulously, 'HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD THAT SELL SOUP?!' — implying the 'and chicken' line was essential to the soup ad.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.