2011-12-17
Original: 2011-12-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with flame-like orange hair and a man with dark hair stand in a snowy yard beside a large fallen mass of snow with bare tree branches behind it.
Man: AWW, MAN! OUR TWENTY-FOOT-TALL SNOW MAN FELL OVER IN THE NIGHT!
Panel 2:
Close-up of the orange-haired woman smiling excitedly and the dark-haired man looking at her warily.
Woman: WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!
Panel 3:
The woman has burrowed into the fallen snow mound, her head and shoulders bursting out of a crack in it. The man is walking away across the snow.
Woman: MAAAH! I'VE ESCAPED FROM THE UTERUS!
Man: I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANY MORE.
Votey:
Close-up of the orange-haired woman's face, mouth open, stuck.
Woman: HELP! I'M STUCK! C-SECTION, STAT!
Off-panel voice (the man): NO!
A woman with flame-like orange hair and a man with dark hair stand in a snowy yard beside a large fallen mass of snow with bare tree branches behind it.
Man: AWW, MAN! OUR TWENTY-FOOT-TALL SNOW MAN FELL OVER IN THE NIGHT!
Panel 2:
Close-up of the orange-haired woman smiling excitedly and the dark-haired man looking at her warily.
Woman: WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!
Panel 3:
The woman has burrowed into the fallen snow mound, her head and shoulders bursting out of a crack in it. The man is walking away across the snow.
Woman: MAAAH! I'VE ESCAPED FROM THE UTERUS!
Man: I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANY MORE.
Votey:
Close-up of the orange-haired woman's face, mouth open, stuck.
Woman: HELP! I'M STUCK! C-SECTION, STAT!
Off-panel voice (the man): NO!
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a man and an orange-haired woman stand in a snowy yard next to a big collapsed snow mound; the man says, 'Aww, man! Our twenty-foot-tall snow man fell over in the night!' Panel 2: close-up of the woman grinning while the man eyes her warily; she says, 'Wait! I have an idea!' Panel 3: the woman has buried herself in the snow mound and bursts head-first out of a crack in it, shouting 'Maaah! I've escaped from the uterus!' while the man walks away saying, 'I'm not playing with you any more.' Votey: close-up of the woman's face stuck in the snow, mouth open, yelling 'Help! I'm stuck! C-section, stat!' An off-panel voice answers, 'No!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.